While the rest of the world had a nice relaxing weekend preparing for the upcoming election, our Guerilla CISO LOLCATS spent lots of their time tracking down non-patched computers.  Yet another highly-glamorous CISO activity that somehow doesn’t end up in the recruiting posters.  What’s that?  Oh yeah, we don’t really recruit security managers, it’s more like being voluntold.

Sometimes in my less-coherent hours, this is exactly how I picture desktops reaching out to WSUS for those oh-so-critical patches:

• Guerilla CISO Goes Back to Work
• Shmoocon: Less Moose, More LOLCATS
• Lolcats Coming to you from the Cloud
• Lolcats Protect the End Users
• Lolcats and QR Codes