Ah yes, you now know how I spend my Saturday mornings lately.

• DDoS Planning: Business Continuity with a Twist
• The Rise of the Slow Denial of Service
• Training the Apache Killers
• Oh to be a Program Manager
• A Little Story About a Tool Named #RefRef

Here at IKANHAZFIZMA, we’re training the next generation of Apache webserver Denial-of-Service gurus.  It involves punching bags, some nomz for the troops, and lots of requests for kibble.

• The Rise of the Slow Denial of Service
• A Little Story About a Tool Named #RefRef
• DDoS and Elections
• DDoS Planning: Business Continuity with a Twist
• no rly, iz protest

Kickin’ it old-school with some kitteh overflows

• LOLCATS Take on Catalog of Controls
• LOLCATS and Firewalls
• Conflicker ala IKANHAZFIZMA
• IKANHAZFIZMA Tackles the Consensus Audit Guidelines
• Training the Apache Killers

Ref: NSTIC
Ref: On the Internet…

• Realistic NSTIC
• Et Tu, TIC?
• Hackers, Protesters, Iran, Twitter, and Lolcats
• Cyberlolcats Watch the Hackers at DefCon
• LOLCATS and Hackable Coffee Pots

• IKANHAZFIZMA Does Awareness Training
• Conflicker ala IKANHAZFIZMA
• Noms and IKANHAZFIZMA
• FedRAMP Released “Real Soon Now”, Lolcats Happy
• Lolcats Coming to you from the Cloud

Believe it or not, this is a friend’s cat named Little Phat Man, and we cat-sat him over Christmas.  Mrs Rybolov took the photo.  I’ve been trying to get Phat into a lolcat for a long time.

• Snowmageddon Meets the IKANHAZFIZMA Lolcats
• Exhaustive Security Testing is Bad For You
• IKANHAZFIZMA and Transparency
• Look Out, Sir Bruce, IKANHAZFIZMA is Coming for You
• CIO Council Guidelines on Social Media Meet IKANHAZFIZMA