This week’s lolcat is a shout-out to Bruce Schneier Facts who have kept me rollin’ on the floor laughing quite a few times.

• Lolcats Attend B-Sides
• IKANHAZFIZMA and Transparency
• Cellular Phone Hacking
• LOLCATS Get Fingerprinted
• Exhaustive Security Testing is Bad For You

Today our IKANHAZFIZMA lolcats come to you from “Teh Cloud”.  Even though here at The Guerilla-CISO we’re far from being an enterprise solution, we’ve been living in the cloud for 6 months.  Our setup is a Cloud Server from Mosso which is owned by Rackspace.  Now with GSA’s cloud application store open for business, the government world is rushing headlong into cloud computing.

The part where I pitch for Hoff:  Chris Hoff has some awesome ideas on security and cloud computing, check out his blog and presentations.

• FedRAMP Released “Real Soon Now”, Lolcats Happy
• LOLCATS Take on MS08-67
• Lolcats and QR Codes
• Lolcats Protect the End Users
• IKANHAZFIZMA and Transparency

This week’s lolcats are a shout-out to the B-Sides crew who manage to do unconferences at major security conferences. Think of it as emerging ideas for the security set.

• Lolcats Protect the End Users
• Lolcats and QR Codes
• Redundant Lolcats
• Look Out, Sir Bruce, IKANHAZFIZMA is Coming for You
• Cellular Phone Hacking

It’s a complete change on how the Government does business, but agency CISOs are marching along to the transparency and openness beat, still feeling like somehow somewhere it;s not really the right idea security-wise.  Welcome to life in the fish bowl.  =)

On another note, I know that one day I’ll walk into somebody’s office or cubicle and they will have IKANHAZFIZMA lolcats pinned to the wall and it will be the highlight of the week for me. If you’re a lolcat printer, drop me an email.

• Lolcats, Capital Hill, and a Haiku
• Redundant Lolcats
• Lolcats and QR Codes
• Snowmageddon Meets the IKANHAZFIZMA Lolcats
• Lolcats Coming to you from the Cloud

Due to the the CIO Council’s Guidelines on Social Media being carried by, well, just about everybody out there who can spell “Gov 2.0” (including the crazy folks at GovTwit), we here at the Guerilla CISO have decided to release an out-of-cycle lolcat to commemorate the event.

• IKANHAZFIZMA Finds Caution Tape
• The Authorizing Official and the Lolcat
• IKANHAZFIZMA Tackles the Consensus Audit Guidelines
• LOLCATS Take on MS08-67
• Guerilla CISO Goes Back to Work

Yeah, tell it to this guy, the Internet’s lawyer. =)

• LOLCATS: Defending our Cyber-Turf
• Hackers, Protesters, Iran, Twitter, and Lolcats
• LOLCATS and NSTIC
• Lolcats Protect the End Users
• LOLCATS Get Fingerprinted