Everybody wants to get in on the cybersecurity filthy lucre. According to the B|A|H report I blogged about yesterday, we need to take fresh young lolskriptkitties and turn them into professional cyberlolcats.

• A Stable InfoSec Program?
• LOLCATS, Eric Schmidt, and Privacy
• IKANHAZFIZMA Does Awareness Training
• Lolcats take on Laws, Sausage, Cyberwhatzits, and PCI
• Desperately Seeking a Cybersecurity Czar^wCoordinator

After a long weekend, it’s time for the crew at guerilla-ciso to go back to work.  For me, that involves protecting embedded devices that I call “toasters” because in some ways they’re more like toasters sometimes than they are computers.

• LOLCATS Take on MS08-67
• Lolcats Protect the End Users
• Shmoocon: Less Moose, More LOLCATS
• IKANHAZFIZMA Tackles the Consensus Audit Guidelines
• Lolcats Coming to you from the Cloud

Sometimes it takes a little bit of dramatization to get the funding for your security program. Here at IKANHAZFIZMA, well, maybe we take it a bit too far.

• SCAP in Lulz
• Redundant Lolcats
• LOLCATS: Defending our Cyber-Turf
• Lolcats Protect the End Users
• Bolt-On Security

A big thanks to all the hackers and wannabees who have kept and continue to keep the Internet routing around censorship so that the people of Iran can get to twitter.

• IKANHAZFIZMA Does Awareness Training
• LOLCATS and NSTIC
• Conflicker ala IKANHAZFIZMA
• Cyberlolcats Watch the Hackers at DefCon
• LOLCATS and Hackable Coffee Pots

Why sell security software when you can bundle it with pre-installed hardware and operating system and sell it as an appliance?  We took some of our best lolcats and put them to work building us something we could “productize” and this is what they came up with….

• Shmoocon: Less Moose, More LOLCATS
• Lolcats and QR Codes
• IKANHAZFIZMA Does Awareness Training
• Bolt-On Security
• IKANHAZFIZMA and Transparency

Well, we have half a bazillion people saying that we need a Cybersecurity person of some sort at the White House, but nobody’s stepped up to take the job and to be honest, I don’t anybody wants it all that badly. It might be time to call out for real heroes.

• Continuous Monitoring with LOLCATS
• Lolcats take on Laws, Sausage, Cyberwhatzits, and PCI
• Shmoocon: Less Moose, More LOLCATS
• Guerilla CISO Goes Back to Work
• Cyber-Workforce Training?