After the presentation of a ninja last year at Daycon, I needed a break from IT ninjas.  A year later, however, I seem to have captured a picture of a cyber-ninja lolcat.

• Preparing for Cybergeddon
• The Authorizing Official and the Lolcat
• LOLCATS: Defending our Cyber-Turf
• Cyber Command Goes LOLCATS
• Exhaustive Security Testing is Bad For You

Ooh ooh, the review is supposed to be announced tomorrow!

• Hackers, Protesters, Iran, Twitter, and Lolcats
• FedRAMP Released “Real Soon Now”, Lolcats Happy
• LOLCATS and NSTIC
• Redundant Lolcats
• Preliminary Findings on Cybersecurity Review Now Out

Infantrymen have this crude-but-effective method of unarmed combat known as “Combatives”.  It’s a small stretch to envision our cyber-warriors practicing their own brand of cyber-combatives.

This lolcat is almost dedicated to our security twit/bloggers and jiu-jitsu fiends Chris Hoff and Jeremiah Grossman.

• Cyber Command Goes LOLCATS
• Cyber-Ninja Lolcats Caught on Film
• Lolcats Coming to you from the Cloud
• LOLCATS: Defending our Cyber-Turf
• Cyber-Workforce Training?

If you’re a security geek in the DC area, have a go at CapSecDC.  Good folks, and if you hang around long enough, you’ll be rewarded with espresso vodka. =)

Thanks to @dallendoug, we now have an invitation to play poker with the Geeks Love Poker crowd who have graciously changed their meeting date to be more compatible with CapSecDC.

• Cyber Command Goes LOLCATS
• Shmoocon: Less Moose, More LOLCATS
• Lolcats take on Laws, Sausage, Cyberwhatzits, and PCI
• OMB Makes it to LOLCAT Fame
• IKANHAZFIZMA Tackles the Consensus Audit Guidelines

I just love how the security twit community this month is turning into a bunch of public policy wonks before my very eyes.  First we have S.773, the Cybersecurity Act of 2009 and then the House hearings on the effectiveness of PCI.

“To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.” –Otto von Bismark (ref: Wikipedia)

• Why We Need PCI-DSS to Survive
• Blow-By-Blow on S.773–The Cybersecurity Act of 2009–Part 3
• Blow-By-Blow on S.773–The Cybersecurity Act of 2009–Part 4
• The World Asks: is S.773 Censorship?
• Senate Homeland Security Hearings and the Lieberman-Carper-Collins Bill

Apparently, one of the G-CISO staff forgot to tell the IKANHAZFIZMA lolcats that you can’t actually hear the evil hakker kittehs.  And yeah, we know the “Packin’ da K” Kaspersky crew will like this.

• LOLCATS Take on MS08-67
• Lolcats Attend B-Sides
• Redundant Lolcats
• Lolcats and QR Codes
• Bolt-On Security